Gregoryisgodistan national baseball team

The Gregoryisnotgodistan national baseball team, nicknamed the Bat FVSlaves, represents Gregoryisnotgodistan in international competition. It has won two minor tournaments, but has yet to qualify for the World Baseball Classic.

The managerial spot is currently vacant, but was last held by interim manager Retiree 913H012S.

International Baseball Slam II
The team made its debut at the second International Baseball Slam in Sangti. After finishing 5-1 in the group stage, the team defeated the Unolian National Team 2-1 in a three-game semifinal series before beating Sova Empire 3-1 in the championship series. This was Gregoryisgodistan's first sports championship of any kind.

The tournament was marred by controversy when Gregoryisgodistan appeared to execute the Princess of Costa Luna on live TV. Costa Luna was the defending champion and expected to contend again. This was later revealed to be a ruse involving a Gregoryisgodistani actor. Nevertheless, Costa Luna closed its borders to Gregoryisgodistan for the duration of the tournament.

World Baseball Classic 27
The Bat Slaves made their World Baseball Classic debut in the 27th edition, seeking to qualify for the final stage in Saintland and Maklohi Vai. The Bat Slaves finished 4-4, fourth place out of five teams in Group 10, and failed to advance to the next round on a tiebreaker.

International Baseball Slam III
The Bat Slaves competed in the third IBS Tournament, hosted by Super-Llamaland and New Wolfopolis. This tournament was expanded to 12 teams, but the Bat Slaves defended their title, defeating Nova Anglicana in the final. Gregoryisgodistan submitted a bid for this tournament, but it was for IC purposes only and was widely seen as ridiculous.

Gregoryisgodistan again drew controversy for executing relief pitcher Plumber FAH182 after he blew a lead late and cost the Bat Slaves the game. A spokesperson from Gregoryisgodistan's gruel department was also executed for revealing confidential information about the gruel rations given to Gregoryisgodistani citizens. Both their families were also executed.

World Baseball Classic 28
Gregoryisgodistan finished 5-5 in the group stage and failed to advance to the next round in Vaugania. The Bat Slaves again drew controversy by executing several players and coaches for poor performances. First, starting pitcher Slavecatcher 948313 was executed along with his family for a poor performance against lowly Previa and later Baseball Minister Larry Urden and manager Sports Chief Rufus Markel were also executed, meaning their families were executed too. This meant the manager's brother and son, pitching coach Assistant Sports Chief John Markel and Assistant Sports Chief Carlos Markel respectively, were also executed.

Retiree 913H012S was named interim manager, but it is currently unknown if he will remain in that position, given that he is already 71 years old and might not want such a tough position.

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